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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:52

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How terrible are we at making future predictions of like technology?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Will Canadians still buy American products?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No go.
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.